You have over a billion views, fans in 15+ countries,
and a show where your actual therapist dad talks people off ledges while
comedians make jokes about it. Your audience is watching you on a 5-inch phone
screen while they're on the toilet.
They deserve better. You deserve better. Your dad Jeff definitely deserves better.
These are real stats. We did not make them up to flatter you. Well, we would have, but it turns out we didn't need to.
Here is a completely unbiased, not-at-all-sarcastic assessment of your current situation and the obvious thing you should do about it.
Your signature series. Reaction-style satirical news from a guy's perspective. 1.2M+ subscribers. Over 1 billion views on Shorts alone. This is your anchor show -- the thing that built the empire. Every TV channel needs an anchor show. You have one.
A comedian and his actual therapist father hear real audience confessions and turn them into comedy. It is, objectively, a great TV show concept. Jeff has 35 years of experience. Andrew has the jokes. Together they are unstoppable.
Thousands of short-form sketches, clips, and bits across YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram. This is your deep catalog. Every good streaming channel needs a back catalog. You have a very, very deep one.
Your full-length stand-up special. The thing every comedian works their whole career toward. You have one. It's on YouTube. It deserves to be in the "Specials" category of a properly structured streaming channel.
The content already exists. It just needs a home on the biggest screen in the room.
Satirical news. Guy problems. The most-watched thing on your channel by a factor of about 1,000. This is your Tonight Show, your Daily Show, and your SportsCenter all in one.
Andrew + his dad Jeff (actual therapist, 35+ years) + rotating comedians + your real problems. It's therapy but it's also a comedy show. Jeff did not sign up for this but here we are.
Thousands of sketches and short-form videos across every platform. The kind of deep catalog that keeps people watching for four hours when they said they'd just watch one video.
The full stand-up special. Every great streaming platform has a specials section. You have a special. You see where this is going. It's the Roku channel. That's where it's going.
The question is not whether Andrew Packer is funny enough for a Roku channel. The question was answered a long time ago by much harder rooms than this.
Not a hypothetical. Not a maybe someday. Here is the actual reason this makes sense in 2025.
One billion views. 15 countries. A therapist dad. A man news empire. The only thing missing is a Roku channel. And now it exists. You're welcome, Andrew.
PackerTV -- Free on Roku -- No subscription required -- Jeff Packer approved (probably)